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If you are under the age of 21, you must address all adults with "yes, sir" or "yes, ma'am." All young men will open the doors for any lady entering the train and must give up their seat to any lady. You will not be allowed to make this journey unless your ticket is stamped with the word, "Respect."
Anyone caught calling any female the "B" word or using the "N" word will be placed under house arrest and locked up in the train's caboose. While incarcerated there, music will be piped in through Super Glue'd headphones attached to the perpetrator's ears. This music will consist of Pat Boone, Nancy Sinatra, Johnny Cash, and remastered compilations of Roy Rogers and Gene Autry's greatest hits. There will also be continuous videos shown of "Captain Kangaroo," "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood" and "The Kate Smith Show."See the full content of this document
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Life Is a Song Worth Singing
All aboard! The Memory Train is leaving for the early 1950s. Before boarding, you must check through customs. There will be no cell phones, pagers, laptop computers, guns, drugs, ...
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